May 2012
chillin’ in chanhassen. what up my bitches.
i’m watching macgruber to try and fix my whole being broken hearted situation.
I hate having a vagina. I am literally upset about this.
“Now I don’t know who my friend is, can you tell me rocky dennis?”
– Jens mahn my main mahn
blergh i wanna vomit
Sometimes I would like to kill a bitchass. Like, right now for instance!
“Life is pain, and we have to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get.”
– Rod Kimble
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a...”
– Nick
I think I’m gonna eat onigiri all day today with ume and shiso inside I am so hungry.
“Because we are food for worms, lads.”
– Mr. Keating
“I’ve been making out with girls since I was a kid.”
– Krispy Kreme
Hit your head on the pavement. Get the day off work.
Took a mean spill on my bike last night and have to work a double. Today should be interesting.
Dr. Phibes is tha man!
told my main bitch that she worthless, spanked her. asked my main bitch if she hungry, spanked her.
okay i just lost my shit for a little bit everything’s fine now and i just realized my emotions instead of letting them control me. phewfta. my feelings are just so intense right now you know!? i got a little scared.
alexis-cool:
if you don’t realize how insulting it is to be called a “turkey”, you probably haven’t seen turkeys’ antics in real life. only on trading cards and comic books
i wish that i wasn’t such a dumby sometimes. i just want to scream about it but i have to literally bite my tongue otherwise i get in trouble. i’m so happy and i should just let that be it but MY BODY!!! and i miss me shnooks :(
Kill Bill is definitely one of the best movies of all time
sunshine
my heart attacks
Just had a dream I was dying and luckily Maxwell was there to wake me up. I guess my body was shaking out of control, spookfest 2000 and now. I was walking through a hallway in my school and got tunnel vision then collapsed but since I was sleeping I never hit the ground and I thought i was dead cause I couldn’t feel anything. BLAAHH!
“What you don’t want to do is copy the work of others. And what you...”
– Eugene Richards
